im baby (trashmanstan)

Race #52

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Official speed 72.62 wpm (66.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 9, 2019 2:35:48am UTC
Race Finish August 9, 2019 2:36:55am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. kido2976 (89.69 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 87.14
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...