View Pit Stop page for race #518 by breakmystride — Ghost race
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Official speed | 73.27 wpm (57.49 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 14, 2020 8:34:00am UTC |
Race Finish | February 14, 2020 8:34:57am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
4. ramenfighter (67.44 wpm) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 75.71 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |