Calvin (linearised)

Race #517

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Official speed 109.67 wpm (44.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 13, 2018 11:29:42pm UTC
Race Finish November 13, 2018 11:30:27pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. colemak_is_fun (119.09 wpm)
3. ddrcrono (108.21 wpm)
4. shadyxmd (88.10 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 135.25
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.