View Pit Stop page for race #517 by linearised — Ghost race
View profile for Calvin (linearised)
Official speed | 109.67 wpm (44.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 13, 2018 11:29:42pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 13, 2018 11:30:27pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. colemak_is_fun (119.09 wpm) 3. ddrcrono (108.21 wpm) 4. shadyxmd (88.10 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 135.25 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |