Ross (m0nday)

Race #514

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Official speed 73.74 wpm (65.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 28, 2018 1:56:38am UTC
Race Finish January 28, 2018 1:57:44am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. crusaderking1 (59.02 wpm)
4. kido2976 (55.47 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 88.49
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...