Danger Dave (dangerdave85)

Race #5137

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Official speed 74.07 wpm (65.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 2, 2019 10:09:27am UTC
Race Finish October 2, 2019 10:10:33am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. mickeyyaya (67.94 wpm)
3. 148038 (67.10 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 88.88
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...