Stephen (cloudmushman)

Race #511

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Official speed 87.75 wpm (55.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 8, 2019 3:47:19am UTC
Race Finish October 8, 2019 3:48:15am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. ganasha (95.09 wpm)
2. bgrospe (92.55 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 105.31
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...