Slicklikedat (slicklikedat)

Race #505

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Official speed 68.56 wpm (70.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 27, 2017 11:25:08pm UTC
Race Finish September 27, 2017 11:26:19pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 4. squidhs (57.73 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 82.27
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...