Tahsin (mrtek)

Race #504

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Official speed 67.01 wpm (72.35 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 12, 2017 8:55:21am UTC
Race Finish December 12, 2017 8:56:34am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. drunkpleb (77.25 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 80.41
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...