View Pit Stop page for race #5032 by amateur_ — Ghost race
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Official speed | 77.56 wpm (54.31 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 2, 2022 6:57:56pm UTC |
Race Finish | December 2, 2022 6:58:50pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. marty_pickles (66.12 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 80.15 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |