Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #503

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Official speed 94.14 wpm (38.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 25, 2017 4:22:00am UTC
Race Finish May 25, 2017 4:22:39am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. benjaminchoa (90.25 wpm)
3. surface (89.39 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3550040 (Length: 305 characters)

First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.