View Pit Stop page for race #502 by brooklyn9d5 — Ghost race
View profile for Brooklyn (brooklyn9d5)
| Official speed | 53.76 wpm (91.29 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 13, 2016 11:24:52am UTC |
| Race Finish | January 13, 2016 11:26:23am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 90.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |