View Pit Stop page for race #5 by umar_king — Ghost race
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Official speed | 43.94 wpm (95.86 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 21, 2020 12:59:50pm UTC |
Race Finish | June 21, 2020 1:01:26pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 4) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 45.41 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |