Smelly Cat (samhermingtonquora01)

Race #4975

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Official speed 68.73 wpm (70.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 16, 2019 9:44:12am UTC
Race Finish March 16, 2019 9:45:23am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. abhi_jmd002 (89.72 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 82.47
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...