Joe (seph_of_joe)

Race #4954

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Official speed 102.89 wpm (40.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 22, 2020 5:31:24pm UTC
Race Finish January 22, 2020 5:32:05pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. tooeasyeh (106.56 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 114.90
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!