View Pit Stop page for race #490 by alterodd — Ghost race
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Official speed | 129.48 wpm (48.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 8, 2018 7:40:48pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 8, 2018 7:41:37pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Opponents |
2. plorksauce (128.34 wpm) 3. thelawsofjay (107.12 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 230.90 |
Text | #3811327 (Length: 526 characters) It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else! |