View Pit Stop page for race #489 by fonzi714 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 89.74 wpm (50.14 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 7, 2019 5:57:41am UTC |
| Race Finish | September 7, 2019 5:58:31am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
| Opponents |
4. parkevan27 (94.56 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 110.68 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |