Teho (matlab_indexer)

Race #486

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Official speed 89.99 wpm (50.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 6, 2018 7:32:03am UTC
Race Finish July 6, 2018 7:32:53am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 2. haris2015 (108.92 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 110.98
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.