View Pit Stop page for race #484 by slowest_sloth — Ghost race
View profile for Choco (slowest_sloth)
Official speed | 52.65 wpm (80.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 9, 2021 5:34:21am UTC |
Race Finish | May 9, 2021 5:35:41am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. pinkbass (57.70 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 54.40 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |