Jester (cypher_xd)

Race #48045

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Official speed 132.76 wpm (36.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 11, 2020 10:52:57pm UTC
Race Finish June 11, 2020 10:53:33pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. jessegarcia (148.38 wpm)
3. jjlinden (99.49 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 159.32
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...