mikeswa (mikeswa)

Race #4763

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Official speed 100.42 wpm (48.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 4, 2020 2:05:09am UTC
Race Finish September 4, 2020 2:05:57am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. ponchoeidolon (97.86 wpm)
3. wadewilson (90.93 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 120.50
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...