View Pit Stop page for race #476 by ihavenoarms — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 58.37 wpm (77.09 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 27, 2018 7:50:32pm UTC |
| Race Finish | December 27, 2018 7:51:49pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. andreavanderjagt (84.06 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 72.00 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |