Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #4725

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Official speed 103.59 wpm (50.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 5, 2017 6:42:21pm UTC
Race Finish November 5, 2017 6:43:12pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 162.28
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No doubt when they speak of him as a Lion, they only mean he's as strong as a lion or (to our enemies, of course) as fierce as a lion. Or something of that kind. Even a little girl like you, Aravis, must see that it would be quite absurd to suppose he is a real lion. Indeed it would be disrespectful. If he was a lion he'd have to be a Beast just like the rest of us. Why, if he was a lion he'd have four paws, and a tail, and whiskers!