Phil (pliao39)

Race #4714

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Official speed 89.00 wpm (50.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 25, 2020 12:54:30am UTC
Race Finish November 25, 2020 12:55:21am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. wuchereria (105.09 wpm)
2. andrewykim528 (92.96 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 109.77
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.