L9 xd haha? xd!! L9 x) (defluvz)

Race #468

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Official speed 102.10 wpm (44.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 2, 2018 2:18:00pm UTC
Race Finish January 2, 2018 2:18:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. vinninq (109.38 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 125.92
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.