EpochPirate (epochpirate)

Race #466

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Official speed 116.03 wpm (34.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 4, 2019 6:29:26pm UTC
Race Finish December 4, 2019 6:30:00pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 119.90
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You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.