vanillamonkey44 (vanillamonkey44)

Race #4637

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Official speed 124.70 wpm (39.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 22, 2020 2:37:55am UTC
Race Finish August 22, 2020 2:38:34am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 153.80
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.