Mike (flamingmike)

Race #459

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Official speed 81.39 wpm (59.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 10, 2019 6:11:40am UTC
Race Finish February 10, 2019 6:12:39am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. eeyjnairb (89.22 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 97.66
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...