Mikey (miket349)

Race #45869

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Official speed 122.59 wpm (37.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 23, 2019 12:41:40am UTC
Race Finish January 23, 2019 12:42:18am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 151.20
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?