benjals (absolutetrashcan)

Race #456

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Official speed 82.44 wpm (46.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 12, 2018 12:32:31am UTC
Race Finish March 12, 2018 12:33:17am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. mazharandalib (72.40 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 75.57
Text #166 (Length: 317 characters)

So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.