kostakis (kotloveru)

Race #4548

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Official speed 67.84 wpm (66.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 18, 2017 3:16:00pm UTC
Race Finish December 18, 2017 3:17:06pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. kanohn (84.97 wpm)
4. arielhsu2011 (42.64 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 83.67
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.