View Pit Stop page for race #4540 by hayso — Ghost race
| Official speed | 120.80 wpm (34.87 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 26, 2021 1:32:49am UTC |
| Race Finish | June 26, 2021 1:33:24am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. sgt_squawks (102.36 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 100.0% |
| Points | 124.83 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |