3LeggedSquid (3leggedsquid)

Race #451

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Official speed 73.20 wpm (66.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 5, 2019 6:18:43pm UTC
Race Finish February 5, 2019 6:19:49pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. kylesch (66.75 wpm)
3. dexterj (63.58 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 87.85
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...