the fraud chanman jacks off every night (upstart1)

Race #448

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Official speed 128.14 wpm (33.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 2, 2012 8:56:25am UTC
Race Finish October 2, 2012 8:56:59am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. fyda (138.15 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
Text #400 (Length: 360 characters)

When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.