Jellybee (jellybee)

Race #446

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Official speed 114.32 wpm (42.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 1, 2016 1:31:23am UTC
Race Finish August 1, 2016 1:32:06am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. nickneault (114.54 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.