Sam (monkeh_type_fast)

Race #443

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Official speed 73.02 wpm (66.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 13, 2021 12:00:01am UTC
Race Finish August 13, 2021 12:01:07am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. ogtong (88.20 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 87.63
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...