depresseddd :'( (def_con)

Race #442

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Official speed 97.02 wpm (58.38 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 26, 2020 2:58:17pm UTC
Race Finish August 26, 2020 2:59:16pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. carmatain (81.32 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 145.53
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!