asdf (doctorworm)

Race #439

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Official speed 81.52 wpm (59.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 8, 2019 4:37:19am UTC
Race Finish December 8, 2019 4:38:19am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 4. sonnysixteen (59.93 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 97.82
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...