Linus (cicada_3301)

Race #4355

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Official speed 62.65 wpm (91.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 10, 2019 5:05:35pm UTC
Race Finish March 10, 2019 5:07:06pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 79.36
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Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itching, a rash. From there the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.