Peaky (x101)

Race #4351

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Official speed 80.86 wpm (55.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 12, 2017 8:29:42am UTC
Race Finish December 12, 2017 8:30:38am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. crispyasf (80.59 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 99.72
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.