Maize (maizerowan82)

Race #434

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Official speed 84.83 wpm (57.15 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 16, 2020 2:05:43am UTC
Race Finish March 16, 2020 2:06:40am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. twrig144 (69.31 wpm)
4. l4u_688 (67.70 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 101.80
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...