View Pit Stop page for race #4332 by vfctyrant — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 115.79 wpm (54.51 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 16, 2019 2:43:55pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 16, 2019 2:44:50pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. scaphism (92.92 wpm) 3. mark40511 (61.36 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 169.82 |
| Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |