Tai (tzhang_)

Race #430

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Official speed 100.47 wpm (48.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 21, 2019 7:50:59pm UTC
Race Finish January 21, 2019 7:51:47pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. rivalnegro (83.32 wpm)
3. 114_dchen (81.88 wpm)
4. tedge (68.71 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 120.56
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...