View Pit Stop page for race #429 by cpl_chillaxton — Ghost race
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Official speed | 75.32 wpm (55.92 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 5, 2018 7:17:00am UTC |
Race Finish | January 5, 2018 7:17:56am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
4. eh133399 (60.00 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 84.11 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |