View Pit Stop page for race #424 by jnppvch — Ghost race
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Official speed | 80.74 wpm (52.17 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 29, 2017 12:30:08am UTC |
Race Finish | November 29, 2017 12:31:00am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
3. pranksta (75.92 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 83.43 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |