View Pit Stop page for race #423 by whalevomit — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 107.39 wpm (45.70 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 11, 2020 2:44:19am UTC |
| Race Finish | August 11, 2020 2:45:05am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. despot (145.86 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 132.44 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |