View Pit Stop page for race #418 by zest — Ghost race
View profile for free palestine from the apartheid state (zest)
Official speed | 115.87 wpm (36.35 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 10, 2023 9:45:30pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 10, 2023 9:46:06pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 119.74 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |