View Pit Stop page for race #4170 by theslowesttypereva — Ghost race
View profile for Koolie (theslowesttypereva)
Official speed | 80.83 wpm (52.11 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 26, 2019 3:06:59pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 26, 2019 3:07:52pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. iaminferior (92.20 wpm) 4. swamis (78.67 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 83.52 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |