Mikel (meekay)

Race #4161

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Official speed 96.34 wpm (50.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 30, 2021 4:27:29pm UTC
Race Finish April 30, 2021 4:28:20pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. moistfriend2 (96.20 wpm)
3. chronic_cross (78.39 wpm)
4. cobber_tv (78.16 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 118.82
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.