Thickspinach (thickspinach)

Race #4159

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Official speed 80.65 wpm (57.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 13, 2021 12:44:37am UTC
Race Finish December 13, 2021 12:45:34am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. 2001or2 (91.71 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 99.46
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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?