View Pit Stop page for race #414 by dkbananas — Ghost race
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Official speed | 113.48 wpm (37.12 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 11, 2011 5:11:21pm UTC |
Race Finish | February 11, 2011 5:11:58pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. kennethh (95.56 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |